Dentists don't necessarily need to cause fear or remind you of unpleasant experiences. There are plenty of jokes that remind us of the funnier situations in which patients who come in for dental treatments can end up in. And there are plenty of funny dentist jokes, too. We have gathered here some of the funniest jokes about dentists and their patients.
Joking about dental procedures
We have some of the most pressing questions and their answers. Just joking, of course.
Q: What filling would you like?
A: Chocolate, please.
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back.
Q: What is red and is bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
Q: What are the six most frightening words in the world?
A: The dentist will see you now.
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
Laugh a little more
A patient visits his dentist in December. "Doctor, my teeth are sensitive when I go out in the cold and they hurt. What can I do?" the man asks his dentist. "Try not to smile till spring", the dentist replies.
A woman and her husband are forced to interrupt their long awaited vacation for a dental emergency
. "I want a tooth pulled out, and I don't want an anesthetic
because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth
as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist
was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Patient: That much for just a few minutes of work?!
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Patient: OK, just don't forget to send the bill to the other person.
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.