Jokes About Dentists

Jokes About Dentists

Written by: Romanian Dental Team


Dentists don't necessarily need to cause fear or remind you of unpleasant experiences. There are plenty of jokes that remind us of the funnier situations in which patients who come in for dental treatments can end up in. And there are plenty of funny dentist jokes, too. We have gathered here some of the funniest jokes about dentists and their patients.

Joking about dental procedures

We have some of the most pressing questions and their answers. Just joking, of course.
Q: What filling would you like?
A: Chocolate, please.
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back.
Q: What is red and is bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
Q: What are the six most frightening words in the world?
A: The dentist will see you now.
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist

Laugh a little more

A patient visits his dentist in December. "Doctor, my teeth are sensitive when I go out in the cold and they hurt. What can I do?" the man asks his dentist. "Try not to smile till spring", the dentist replies.
A woman and her husband are forced to interrupt their long awaited vacation for a dental emergency. "I want a tooth pulled out, and I don't want an  anesthetic because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Patient: How much does it cost to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: 200$
Patient: That much for just a few minutes of work?!
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Dentist: Trust me, you'll be a totally different person after these cosmetic procedures.
Patient: OK, just don't forget to send the bill to the other person.
Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
We love to see you smile! If you have any questions about dental treatments in Romania, our dentists in Bucharest can answer all your questions. Contact us ! That's no joke.


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